waiter: is there anything i can do to improve your experience?
me: wont you stank it down for me
what the fuck are pre workout supplements.. you need to sleep on the chest of someone you love. and eat rice beans chicken and potatoes
a gang of transgender identity extremists has taken over the sistine chapel and are demanding the pope add a visible penis to every statue of the holy virgin
kitten, mommy accidently got "wizard high" and is now lost in the astral realm, im so sorry, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, i cant find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate
